Without further ado, here are the "Rules of Etiquette" when you are driving near Baltimore:
#1 Turn signals are so 1990's. Why use 'em?
#2 You should drive at least 20 miles over the speed limit at all times. If not, you're fair game.
#3 When making left hand turns, get into the middle of the intersection and angle towards opposing traffic. If the light turns red, floor it!
#4 Drive as close to the bumper in front of you as possible. Everyone needs a little nudge of motivation to get moving.
#5 Pay no attention to what you learned in Kindergarten about staying within the lines.
#6 If the person in front of you doesn't merge into heavy traffic, honk at them and make wild gestures. Then proceed to swerve around their vehicle.
#7 If it's raining, pray for snow. People drive much better in the snow than they do in the rain.
#8 If you see a School Bus with their stop sign out, go around them. The kids are dropped off on the other side at the curb anyway.
#9 One-way signs are merely a suggestion.
#10 When you hear sirens or see flashing lights, hit the gas and avoid the pokey.
Welcome to Maryland: Drive at your own risk.
(These rules of etiquette are not endorsed by the Attic Girl. )