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Not Me Monday

5/11/09

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This is my first Not Me post, so bare with me as I get the hang of this.

Let's see...I did not not forget to make my son's lunch last night and have to haphazardly throw things into his lunch bag before running out the door late. I also did not go out of the house with frizzy electric socket hair, unbrushed teeth, no make-up, a stained T shirt and jeans to drop my son off at school. I most certainly did not grumble as I fought through traffic on a thirty minute drive in drizzle. Nor did I say that some people's licenses should be revoked for their stupidity when they cut me off or crept too slowly in front of me. And I didn't complain that I had to do it all over again and drive back home another thirty-five minutes in said drizzle.

Oh, and I most certainly did not ditch working to stuff my face with too many banana nut bread muffins and guzzle down another can of Mountain Dew after telling myself that I would be on a more healthy "diet" and "exercise" regime.

No, not me!
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Jennifer said...

Oh my dear, was the "mountain dew" a "diet?" IF so, tell yourself it counts. If it wasn't, you "drank a whole mountain" ... so that counts too.

And Bananas are healthy are they not? So are nuts. Sounds good to me!

Also one more thing: "stuff"ing and "guzzling" sounds like really "fast" things. Therefore, it must be "exercising." :)

Come check out my Not Me Monday! :)

Heather Marie said...

Oh my!! You sound alot like me!

Eating food I'm not suppose to eat...
Cursing at people that can't drive...
Oh and you reminded me of a recipe of Banana Nut Bread that I want to make! hehe...THANKS!

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I'll be back to yours! :) Happy Monday!

Jennifer said...

I try to be humorous. :) I have to try to have some sort of humor through all I've been through the last 14 years. :D Come back to visit to learn about Lyme Disease & all my crazy fun.

shelley said...

hey shelly,
i laughed all of the way through your post! especially the part about crazy drivers.... anyhow, i'm following you now, stop by anytime and say "hi!"
hugs,
shelley
http://theplaygroundprincess.blogspot.com/
http://iamstillstandingafterallthistime.blogspot.com/

Scrapping Servant said...

I otta participate in this meme - it always makes for such fun posts!

LOL - at the Mountain Dew! My hubby is working on not chain-drinking sodas!!! :) and he LOVES Dew!

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